A documented performance in two parts: the first segment filmed in a lake in Memramcook, New Brunswick and the second on a dirt road in Moncton. For my own safety, both performances were staged in secluded areas where chances of sighting would be nil. I personified famous freaks of nature to question the ways homosexual bodies are sexualised/demonized in a regional context. Oddly enough, the second performance is cut short as a four wheeler appears on the dirt road. And there I stand, completely nude in flamenco heels - a modern day Big Foot, sighted by a stunned lumberjack. Odder still, I am not gaybashed.